








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2333 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1722 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2408 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,770 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TilttiTuukko | 48% | 177 |
| #2 | vesinokkaeläin | 48% | 67 |
| #3 | skidd0 | 46% | 194 |
| #4 | N3xtSt3p | 46% | 146 |
| #5 | kenguru300 | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | skidd0 | 46% | 194 |
| #4 | N3xtSt3p | 46% | 146 |
| #5 | kenguru300 | 45% | 73 |
| #6 | Kapybara | 44% | 136 |
| #7 | Peqi | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skidd0 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | N3xtSt3p | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Kapybara | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | kenguru300 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | vesinokkaeläin | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapybara | 674 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | skidd0 | 578 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | TilttiTuukko | 481 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | N3xtSt3p | 355 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | kenguru300 | 248 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vesinokkaeläin | +1.83 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | skidd0 | +1.32 | 42 | 70 |
| #3 | Kapybara | +1.31 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | TilttiTuukko | +0.12 | 47 | 76 |
| #5 | Peqi | -0.52 | 63 | 60 |





