








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2258 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1670 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1246 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1702 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,472 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cripto_MAN | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | exie | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | James.uK | 43% | 79 |
| #4 | miSm | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | Leetab1x | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | James.uK | 43% | 79 |
| #4 | miSm | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | Leetab1x | 40% | 52 |
| #6 | astonex | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | Struck | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miSm | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | James.uK | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | cripto_MAN | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 451 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | Leetab1x | 222 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | miSm | 157 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | exie | 75 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | astonex | 67 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | +2.38 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | exie | +2.31 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | t0m.uk | -0.08 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | astonex | -0.39 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | Struck | -0.80 | 69 | 67 |





