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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 773 | 28% |
| Smokes | 719 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 613 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,118 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...


| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Beavis- | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | ![]() olík | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | ![]() NEOFRAG | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | ![]() pandi7o | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Civilinquini | 67% | 6 |

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ![]() Dytor62 | 50% | 6 |
| #9 | PR | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | ![]() kreaz | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | woozzzi | 33% | 3 |
| #12 | ![]() K1-FiDa | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ![]() K1-FiDa | 1 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | ![]() Beavis- | 1 | 0.0082 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() K1-FiDa | 37 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | PR | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | woozzzi | 22 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #4 | ![]() Dytor62 | 21 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | ![]() olík | 20 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR | +3.90 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | woozzzi | +3.28 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | ![]() NEOFRAG | +3.00 | 98 | 78 |
| #4 | ![]() Beavis- | +2.98 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | ![]() olík | +2.85 | 87 | 58 |









