








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 22% |
| Smokes | 606 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 805 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,155 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1B03K | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Adm | 79% | 29 |
| #3 | R I C H I E | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | LipoMeister | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | h4rn | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4rn | 122 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | REDSTAR | 83 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | LipoMeister | 80 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ryujin | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | YumsaN | 68 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dytor62 | +4.85 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | forsyy | +4.15 | 92 | 55 |
| #3 | Adm | +1.36 | 88 | 29 |
| #4 | LipoMeister | +0.94 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | YumsaN | +0.88 | 87 | 75 |





