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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 107 | 19% |
| Smokes | 182 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 114 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 161 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $30,320 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civilinquini | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | K1-FiDa | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | PerdY | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | NEOFRAG | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | pandi7o | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | K1-FiDa | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | PerdY | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | NEOFRAG | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | pandi7o | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | woozzzi | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1-FiDa | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | PerdY | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1-FiDa | 51 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | PerdY | 32 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | woozzzi | 22 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | NEOFRAG | 11 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #5 | pandi7o | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darber | +5.92 | 98 | 53 |
| #2 | woozzzi | +4.44 | 92 | 65 |
| #3 | NEOFRAG | +3.55 | 96 | 75 |
| #4 | K1-FiDa | +3.34 | 88 | 82 |
| #5 | PerdY | +1.73 | 82 | 73 |





