








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 260 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1208 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1798 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 870 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,454 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔. | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Lionh34rt[A] | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | DeurneWest | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Rupel | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wsxd | +7.27 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Lionh34rt[A] | +5.06 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | ♔. | +4.06 | 99 | 65 |
| #4 | Dempsey | +3.97 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Rupel | +3.49 | 74 | 70 |





