








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3630 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3086 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5430 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4346 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,342,096 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wsxd | 61% | 127 |
| #2 | TAFKE ッ | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | Dempsey | 53% | 128 |
| #4 | Lionh34rt[A] | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | Rupel | 52% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rupel | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | wsxd | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Dempsey | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Lionh34rt[A] | 8 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wsxd | +4.05 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | Lionh34rt[A] | +2.66 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Dempsey | +1.97 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | ♔. | +1.62 | 98 | 64 |
| #5 | Rupel | +1.31 | 67 | 68 |





