








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2158 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3000 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2333 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2175 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,472 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonckii | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Galyphia | 63% | 57 |
| #3 | joenik | 61% | 44 |
| #4 | wsxd | 60% | 93 |
| #5 | 케빈 SchanZ | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔. | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | wsxd | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Rupel | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | TAFKE ッ | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Lionh34rt[A] | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupel | 540 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | wsxd | 294 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lionh34rt[A] | 269 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | joenik | 213 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | Galyphia | 141 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wsxd | +3.67 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Lionh34rt[A] | +1.68 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Dempsey | +1.63 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | ♔. | +1.02 | 98 | 64 |
| #5 | Rupel | +0.79 | 71 | 65 |





