








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5398 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5794 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4786 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5530 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,304,892 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joenik | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | wsxd | 60% | 99 |
| #3 | Dempsey | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | ♔. | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | 케빈 SchanZ | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ♔. | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Rupel | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Dempsey | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | wsxd | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wsxd | +3.34 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Lionh34rt[A] | +3.05 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | joenik | +2.38 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | Dempsey | +1.61 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | ♔. | +1.14 | 97 | 63 |





