








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1014 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2265 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2262 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2047 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,280 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔. | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Rupel | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Dempsey | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | hell_fire | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lionh34rt[A] | +3.28 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | wsxd | +3.21 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | 케빈 SchanZ | +2.40 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | Dempsey | +1.65 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | TAFKE ッ | +1.47 | 81 | 65 |





