








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1375 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1643 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,336 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knudesen | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | sCavedaya [Z] | 67% | 36 |
| #3 | FritteFar | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Wiese | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | Hugh Mungus | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugh Mungus | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | FritteFar | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Wiese | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | sCavedaya [Z] | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Dusty1nc | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiese | 78 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | FritteFar | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hugh Mungus | 61 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | sCavedaya [Z] | 51 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | LassT | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knudesen | +1.69 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Hugh Mungus | +1.65 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | LassT | +1.54 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | sCavedaya [Z] | +1.33 | 89 | 70 |
| #5 | FritteFar | +1.22 | 80 | 76 |





