








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3882 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3285 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3487 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3040 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,820 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maertel | 62% | 76 |
| #2 | kASTEL | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | Kung-Fu-Lobbe | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | Paddo | 59% | 80 |
| #5 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 54% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kASTEL | 17 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | toterbaum | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Xaiden | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Ludmilla Winter ุ | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xaiden | +3.90 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | Wide Zelenskyy | +0.88 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Paddo | +0.65 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | kASTEL | +0.57 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | toterbaum | -0.45 | 59 | 78 |





