








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5133 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3636 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1623 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3072 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,996 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikachupeek | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Dolzy | 63% | 171 |
| #3 | CheeCh x98x | 63% | 40 |
| #4 | CONVICT | 52% | 276 |
| #5 | Grampz | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CONVICT | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | brake | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Grampz | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Dolzy | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | WanderingWithJ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CONVICT | 819 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | brake | 575 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | strAtus | 534 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | Grampz | 306 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | Dolzy | 262 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolzy | +5.14 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | iLLusive-B- | +2.52 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | CONVICT | +2.39 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | WanderingWithJ | +1.67 | 90 | 57 |
| #5 | strAtus | +0.69 | 69 | 65 |





