








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 829 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4270 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4299 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3000 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3117 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,715,201 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 716 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raz | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | clipsy | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Dolzy | 59% | 100 |
| #4 | WanderingWithJ | 57% | 186 |
| #5 | brake | 56% | 424 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brake | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | strAtus | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | onion man | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | WanderingWithJ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Grampz | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolzy | +2.97 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | CONVICT | +2.76 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | WanderingWithJ | +1.66 | 90 | 55 |
| #4 | iLLusive-B- | +1.26 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | strAtus | +1.04 | 71 | 63 |





