








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4533 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4120 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3132 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3940 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,637 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolzy | 61% | 98 |
| #2 | iLLusive-B- | 57% | 67 |
| #3 | strAtus | 56% | 294 |
| #4 | CONVICT | 56% | 424 |
| #5 | clipsy | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CONVICT | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | strAtus | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | onion man | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | WanderingWithJ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Grampz | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolzy | +3.47 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | CONVICT | +2.70 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | iLLusive-B- | +1.81 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | WanderingWithJ | +1.69 | 90 | 56 |
| #5 | strAtus | +1.11 | 69 | 63 |





