








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1846 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1268 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 758 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 843 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,632 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | GMNOR | 23% | 13 |
| #15 | Vigga | 20% | 5 |
| #16 | SukkerPappa | 20% | 5 |
| #17 | Nikolai | 20% | 5 |
| #18 | Sebbafresh | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChuWuepz | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Lodex | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | NoobySoft | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Baha The Don | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | P-Unit | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChuWuepz | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | P-Unit | 83 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | GMNOR | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rikk | 46 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lodex | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chonk | +5.50 | 67 | 59 |
| #2 | Sebbafresh | +5.41 | 52 | 41 |
| #3 | Vigga | +5.04 | 75 | 80 |
| #4 | Rikk | +2.16 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Juan Carlos | +2.13 | 74 | 57 |





