








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 311 | 13% |
| Smokes | 725 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 708 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,622 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Spurv | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | ChuWuepz | 57% | 90 |
| #5 | Baha The Don | 54% | 54 |
| #6 | NoobySoft | 48% | 60 |
| #7 | akerholten | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChuWuepz | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rikk | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Spurv | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | akerholten | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akerholten | 208 | 0.39 | 6 min |
| #2 | ChuWuepz | 128 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rikk | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Spurv | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Baha The Don | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikk | +2.56 | 70 | 70 |
| #2 | ChuWuepz | +1.74 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | Begre | +0.14 | 47 | 54 |
| #4 | Baha The Don | -0.43 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | akerholten | -0.58 | 54 | 81 |





