








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2259 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1814 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,726 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topshadow | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Asap | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Jax | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Poxteria | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | religion | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | religion | 229 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Poxteria | 162 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Asap | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ball | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | SarkasM | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ball | +1.25 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Asap | +0.93 | 84 | 49 |
| #3 | CuteBoyThighs | +0.54 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | swifty | +0.51 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | religion | -0.04 | 87 | 60 |





