








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8258 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7775 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4436 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5983 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,890,885 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Shredda | 46% | 122 |
| #11 | EclAiS | 46% | 201 |
| #12 | BotS | 45% | 104 |
| #13 | Losy_Golab | 42% | 120 |
| #14 | sonniibee | 38% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andL ✌ | 32 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 22 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | FOGAちー! | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | DOPE | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | sonniibee | 12 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andL ✌ | 1202 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | EclAiS | 947 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 853 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | FOGAちー! | 547 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | P-Kone | 536 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +4.08 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | Shizzo | +2.73 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | andL ✌ | +2.64 | 85 | 74 |
| #4 | P-Kone | +1.60 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | DOPE | +1.57 | 84 | 65 |





