








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3200 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3220 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4967 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4565 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,114,161 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | BotS | 49% | 51 |
| #13 | P-Kone | 48% | 63 |
| #14 | Losy_Golab | 46% | 89 |
| #15 | EclAiS | 46% | 76 |
| #16 | sonniibee | 43% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChewVACca | 1055 | 0.22 | 29 min |
| #2 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 895 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | andL ✌ | 760 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #4 | EclAiS | 385 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | DOPE | 344 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +4.12 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | andL ✌ | +2.80 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | Shizzo | +2.59 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | DOPE | +1.76 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | FOGAちー! | +0.86 | 56 | 55 |





