








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5130 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5099 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5435 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5216 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,505,250 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daDOPE | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Ann4gy | 56% | 66 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | 48% | 132 |
| #5 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 48% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | t0mN | 43% | 136 |
| #14 | FOGAちー! | 43% | 94 |
| #15 | Losy_Golab | 41% | 317 |
| #16 | BotS | 40% | 85 |
| #17 | ChewVACca | 38% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 34 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | DOPE | 32 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | andL ✌ | 32 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | P-Kone | 20 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Losy_Golab | 16 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 899 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | DOPE | 825 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | andL ✌ | 681 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #4 | ChewVACca | 562 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | Losy_Golab | 496 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daDOPE | +4.35 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +4.15 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | andL ✌ | +2.25 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | DOPE | +2.22 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | High_Kick_Hassan | +1.90 | 80 | 54 |





