








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1994 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2054 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,025 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | master10we | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Waarikas #SkinsMonkey | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | LazyTonightus | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | ✪ Nossu. | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Janxu | 55% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insane | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | A_A | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | pewpew | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | .--NuKi--. | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A_A | 147 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ Nossu. | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Janxu | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | master10we | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TIGER | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kullpull | +6.88 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Waarikas #SkinsMonkey | +4.96 | 83 | 44 |
| #3 | Janxu | +1.04 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | TIGER | -0.17 | 35 | 44 |
| #5 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | -0.80 | 74 | 42 |





