








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3978 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3422 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2699 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2169 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,305 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qtz | 53% | 87 |
| #2 | TrevorLahey69 | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Big_AL | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Bekker | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | ShakEEEbroh | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qtz | 53% | 87 |
| #2 | TrevorLahey69 | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Big_AL | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Bekker | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | ShakEEEbroh | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qtz | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Bekker | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qtz | 401 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Bekker | 293 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #3 | Big_AL | 70 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | TrevorLahey69 | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShakEEEbroh | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big_AL | +2.18 | 65 | 73 |
| #2 | TrevorLahey69 | +1.21 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | ungeLARS | -0.49 | 28 | 71 |
| #4 | Bekker | -1.40 | 28 | 67 |
| #5 | qtz | -1.55 | 18 | 64 |





