








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2263 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4277 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4375 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4845 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,258,775 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sl1 | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | copycat | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | OLL": | 54% | 230 |
| #4 | yan | 52% | 554 |
| #5 | FjobX | 51% | 489 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FjobX | 51% | 489 |
| #6 | Roc | 51% | 486 |
| #7 | Corona | 49% | 239 |
| #8 | CatmanCSGO *-YouTube-* | 47% | 38 |
| #9 | --Tan-- | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yan | 20 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | FjobX | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Roc | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | OLL": | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | copycat | 5 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roc | 1405 | 0.14 | 38 min |
| #2 | yan | 1208 | 0.11 | 30 min |
| #3 | FjobX | 976 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #4 | Corona | 269 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #5 | OLL": | 167 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yan | +1.18 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | copycat | +1.10 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | OLL": | +0.60 | 88 | 54 |
| #4 | Roc | +0.57 | 89 | 78 |
| #5 | CatmanCSGO *-YouTube-* | +0.19 | 75 | 60 |





