








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 550 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10031 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7826 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4622 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5561 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,684 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Zkitzo 🦁🛸 | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | MuTTs NuTTs | 50% | 399 |
| #3 | H@R!B0 | 50% | 268 |
| #4 | Knes | 50% | 263 |
| #5 | s4m | 49% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | An1ta | 48% | 190 |
| #9 | George | 46% | 69 |
| #10 | yamakyo | 46% | 147 |
| #11 | MrMatt | 46% | 74 |
| #12 | Fireman | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuTTs NuTTs | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | s4m | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Knes | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | H@R!B0 | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | An1ta | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuTTs NuTTs | 1635 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | Dockx | 769 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #3 | An1ta | 614 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | Knes | 344 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | s4m | 297 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s4m | +1.76 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Marvos | +1.56 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | Knes | +0.52 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | yamakyo | -0.28 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | MrMatt | -0.32 | 62 | 66 |





