








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4779 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2475 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4621 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2725 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,722 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sadgezone | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | Tspencer | 53% | 259 |
| #3 | Shadow Prime | 51% | 153 |
| #4 | obm | 49% | 245 |
| #5 | TonkaTruck | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4rmaa | 36 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Tspencer | 26 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Notcock | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | obm | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | danwill77 | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4rmaa | 1060 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #2 | obm | 735 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | Tspencer | 604 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Shadow Prime | 538 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #5 | danwill77 | 387 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tspencer | +2.54 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | k4rmaa | +1.54 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Shadow Prime | +0.51 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | obm | -0.01 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | just Andooby | -0.39 | 60 | 62 |





