








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8634 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4536 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7033 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4880 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,487,255 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jinsoler | 63% | 86 |
| #2 | love | 61% | 106 |
| #3 | LYNN | 60% | 93 |
| #4 | ouindoze | 55% | 184 |
| #5 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | 55% | 415 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | 1046 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | ouindoze | 940 | 0.26 | 24 min |
| #3 | love | 355 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | repinuj | 328 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | LYNN | 305 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | love | +2.90 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | +2.90 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | jinsoler | +2.32 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | everyones favorite dog | +1.04 | 54 | 50 |
| #5 | ouindoze | +0.90 | 67 | 59 |





