








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8865 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10587 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4730 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6542 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,354,084 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | love | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | Quince_UYU | 57% | 67 |
| #3 | TTV Cooper420 | 56% | 185 |
| #4 | everyones favorite dog | 55% | 415 |
| #5 | ⒻⓇⒶⓎⒿⒶ | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | everyones favorite dog | 807 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Reef | 583 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #3 | etalS | 280 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | TTV Cooper420 | 266 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | ⒻⓇⒶⓎⒿⒶ | 266 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | +2.81 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | love | +2.16 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Reef | +0.96 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | TTV Cooper420 | +0.11 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | everyones favorite dog | +0.11 | 53 | 52 |





