








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1824 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1611 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2297 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,766 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thoughtlvss | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Hayze | 50% | 214 |
| #3 | everyones favorite dog | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | >-Chintu-Chin--> | 43% | 44 |
| #5 | >-Master-Chin--> | 42% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thoughtlvss | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Hayze | 50% | 214 |
| #3 | everyones favorite dog | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | >-Chintu-Chin--> | 43% | 44 |
| #5 | >-Master-Chin--> | 42% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hayze | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | everyones favorite dog | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | >-Master-Chin--> | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | thoughtlvss | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | >-Chintu-Chin--> | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | everyones favorite dog | 225 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hayze | 94 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | thoughtlvss | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | >-Master-Chin--> | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | >-Chintu-Chin--> | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | everyones favorite dog | +2.44 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | Hayze | +1.06 | 66 | 23 |
| #3 | thoughtlvss | +0.72 | 42 | 50 |
| #4 | Razor | +0.21 | 55 | 33 |
| #5 | >-Master-Chin--> | -0.92 | 40 | 61 |





