








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1610 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1025 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1250 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,700 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixu | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | palvaren | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | TsingisVaan | 70% | 20 |
| #4 | KapaK | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | soikka | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Anpuja | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | Luokkala | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | olli | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | Tuippis | 45% | 31 |
| #12 | malpero | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Luokkala | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | palvaren | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 104 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | TsingisVaan | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | radekbonk11 | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | soikka | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Luokkala | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anpuja | +3.81 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | mixu | +2.42 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | radekbonk11 | +1.66 | 76 | 76 |
| #4 | olli | +1.51 | 44 | 73 |
| #5 | soikka | +1.26 | 72 | 74 |





