








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 513 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2260 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2275 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1922 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3767 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,909,507 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x-rey | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Gold | 49% | 162 |
| #3 | JordaN | 48% | 176 |
| #4 | cheesefrog | 47% | 196 |
| #5 | bunX | 46% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nofoo | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | Syst3m-ss- | 45% | 53 |
| #8 | bROWNMAn | 45% | 175 |
| #9 | 2Pockets | 44% | 147 |
| #10 | LIL UGLY HIME | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Pockets | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | bunX | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | JordaN | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Gold | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | cheesefrog | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunX | 778 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | bROWNMAn | 569 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | JordaN | 557 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | cheesefrog | 519 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | 2Pockets | 399 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazySMD | +1.12 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | LIL UGLY HIME | +0.36 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | 2Pockets | -0.02 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | Syst3m-ss- | -0.26 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | JordaN | -0.29 | 65 | 64 |





