








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2481 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2729 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2428 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,984 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil ugly hime | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | nofoo | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | cheesefrog | 50% | 170 |
| #4 | bunX | 50% | 200 |
| #5 | crazySMD | 49% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | bunX | 50% | 200 |
| #5 | crazySMD | 49% | 162 |
| #6 | bROWNMAn | 47% | 136 |
| #7 | 2Pockets | 46% | 65 |
| #8 | LIL UGLY HIME | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunX | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | crazySMD | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 2Pockets | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | cheesefrog | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | bROWNMAn | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunX | 540 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | bROWNMAn | 481 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | cheesefrog | 444 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | crazySMD | 187 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | 2Pockets | 170 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazySMD | +1.94 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | lil ugly hime | +1.01 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | 2Pockets | +0.89 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | bunX | +0.43 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | LIL UGLY HIME | +0.39 | 56 | 70 |





