








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1755 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2386 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2092 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3161 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,444,089 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teo ⛴ | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | xaaY | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | MK | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | supremee^ | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | BeansRailed | 48% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | HOONY | 42% | 211 |
| #10 | Brady | 42% | 38 |
| #11 | gbmaster | 42% | 166 |
| #12 | JD | 40% | 103 |
| #13 | Swiftie John | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOONY | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | supremee^ | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Coach | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | JD | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | gbmaster | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supremee^ | 486 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | BeansRailed | 397 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | JD | 373 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | HOONY | 315 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Coach | 293 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supremee^ | +3.28 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | xaaY | +1.39 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | BeansRailed | +1.06 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | MK | +0.90 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | Coach | +0.85 | 71 | 65 |





