








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 219 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5239 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5419 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5954 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5522 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,305 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSWISSguy | +4.72 | 39 | 67 |
| #2 | groberUnfug | +2.48 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | jNk ΰ«# | +1.85 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | lennimon | +0.90 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | .#SchumiLove<3 | -0.36 | 39 | 63 |





