








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5946 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6686 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3704 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4433 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,549,789 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -|(The)idea | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Mqsteer | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | groberUnfug | 58% | 137 |
| #4 | jNk ૐ# | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | Drunken Dribbler | 52% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groberUnfug | 15 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Drunken Dribbler | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | -|(The)idea | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Hubi <3 | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | jNk ૐ# | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groberUnfug | +1.82 | 56 | 67 |
| #2 | jNk ૐ# | +1.49 | 53 | 74 |
| #3 | -|(The)idea | +1.42 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | lennimon | +1.06 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | Drunken Dribbler | -0.16 | 59 | 54 |





