








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2109 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2031 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1890 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,104 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UdK | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | xDrK | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Trayder | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | BORO37 | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | royal /// | 57% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | blAkeMusic | 43% | 79 |
| #11 | Kairos | 42% | 45 |
| #12 | Optimistic | 42% | 12 |
| #13 | Andi | 41% | 27 |
| #14 | Botoxin | 35% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuLE * | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | royal /// | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | dnz ツ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Trayder | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | blAkeMusic | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnz ツ | 506 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | zuLE * | 275 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | royal /// | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Trayder | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kairos | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BORO37 | +4.14 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Trayder | +3.26 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | zuLE * | +0.86 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | dnz ツ | +0.80 | 74 | 75 |
| #5 | elesde | +0.08 | 79 | 68 |





