








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2401 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3264 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3430 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2942 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,380 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayder | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | elesde | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | dnz ツ | 52% | 163 |
| #4 | zuLE * | 50% | 151 |
| #5 | L1Nlaren ♛ | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flxyy | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sk41 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Trayder | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | elesde | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Huxer | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flxyy | 658 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | dnz ツ | 550 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | zuLE * | 353 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | 2 | 328 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | Trayder | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayder | +2.76 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | elesde | +1.22 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | zuLE * | +1.14 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | flxyy | +1.13 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | dnz ツ | +0.71 | 72 | 73 |





