








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Wingman | 339 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6285 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3854 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6730 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2729 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,988,321 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UdK | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Trayder | 59% | 110 |
| #3 | royal /// | 52% | 163 |
| #4 | elesde | 51% | 175 |
| #5 | Huxer | 50% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Botoxin | 47% | 91 |
| #9 | zuLE * | 47% | 685 |
| #10 | Optimistic | 46% | 54 |
| #11 | Kairos | 46% | 102 |
| #12 | Andi | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuLE * | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | elesde | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Trayder | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | royal /// | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Huxer | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuLE * | 935 | 0.08 | 31 min |
| #2 | elesde | 422 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Trayder | 333 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | royal /// | 323 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kairos | 210 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayder | +2.89 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | zuLE * | +0.73 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | dnz ツ | +0.20 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | elesde | +0.20 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Botoxin | +0.09 | 86 | 64 |





