








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1012 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 291 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6360 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6174 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5384 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3538 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,540 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dutchy | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | Nikzz | 53% | 180 |
| #3 | Silans bad | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | HeyImGary | 51% | 259 |
| #5 | ƬΣD | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeyImGary | 610 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | Nikzz | 506 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | beddyb | 271 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dutchy | 124 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Silans bad | 104 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lambda | +2.17 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Silans bad | +2.06 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Dutchy | +1.98 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Nikzz | +0.25 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | ƬΣD | -1.35 | 52 | 40 |





