








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1196 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1597 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1516 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,863 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NykxS | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Carsten | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | ouleh | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | HeyImGary | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | Tommo | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tommo | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | limit | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | Lambda | 55% | 42 |
| #8 | Nikzz | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Vorst | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeyImGary | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ouleh | 2 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Carsten | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carsten | 150 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lambda | 129 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | HeyImGary | 74 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | limit | 61 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tommo | 43 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limit | +1.58 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Tommo | +1.56 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | Dutchy | +1.17 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | NykxS | +0.79 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | Carsten | +0.74 | 67 | 72 |





