








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1222 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1060 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 769 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1036 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,686 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | šikn | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | dyw | 71% | 31 |
| #3 | pIčUs | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | PrometheuS | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | nsnsnsns | 54% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | CHabiP NuRmakedomov | 50% | 34 |
| #8 | BOMBARDiAN | 50% | 92 |
| #9 | ToXeb | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | ejg | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | KENNY | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pIčUs | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | nsnsnsns | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | PrometheuS | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nsnsnsns | 406 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | BOMBARDiAN | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | PrometheuS | 224 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | CHabiP NuRmakedomov | 121 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | šikn | 90 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KENNY | +5.28 | 97 | 55 |
| #2 | ejg | +1.90 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | BOMBARDiAN | +1.41 | 91 | 75 |
| #4 | ToXeb | +1.39 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | dyw | +0.88 | 84 | 69 |





