








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1382 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1480 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1611 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,208 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruno börsta | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Faabio | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | hebduL | 57% | 79 |
| #4 | kona | 57% | 74 |
| #5 | FFA | 57% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | CL0UT C0BAIN cs.money | 53% | 62 |
| #8 | -Levelubs- | 53% | 99 |
| #9 | ykäriyrjö | 51% | 59 |
| #10 | babekki | 50% | 12 |
| #11 | Tapankaikki? | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hebduL | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | FFA | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ykäriyrjö | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | -Levelubs- | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Faabio | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hebduL | 419 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | -Levelubs- | 354 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | FFA | 224 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Faabio | 183 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | ykäriyrjö | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FFA | +1.46 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Faabio | +1.43 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | hebduL | +1.35 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | bruno börsta | +0.97 | 68 | 80 |
| #5 | -Levelubs- | +0.50 | 53 | 72 |





