








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 952 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4305 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3917 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3240 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3222 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,144 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sasa | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | Mil | 61% | 77 |
| #3 | bruno börsta | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | hebduL | 60% | 57 |
| #5 | ribale | 57% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hebduL | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Faabio | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | FFA | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ribale | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Mil | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mil | +4.08 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | -Levelubs- | +2.47 | 57 | 71 |
| #3 | Tapankaikki? | +1.82 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | FFA | +1.69 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | bruno börsta | +1.58 | 67 | 79 |





