








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 826 | 26% |
| Smokes | 752 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 931 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 655 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,207 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aCCu | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | wish4salvation | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | korniii | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | AandiiXX | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Gaptiste | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Gaptiste | 62% | 13 |
| #6 | Vollkornsprudel | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | Stepi | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | ExorE | 41% | 29 |
| #9 | abchecken -.- | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AandiiXX | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AandiiXX | 83 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | ExorE | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | abchecken -.- | 24 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | wish4salvation | 19 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | aCCu | 17 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aCCu | +3.36 | 65 | 64 |
| #2 | abchecken -.- | +2.60 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | AandiiXX | +2.36 | 66 | 83 |
| #4 | Vollkornsprudel | +1.36 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | ExorE | +0.97 | 59 | 66 |





