








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




234 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18454 | 54% |
| Smokes | 6279 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7338 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2051 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,865,794 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | subsidiaN | 49% | 215 |
| #7 | RilosM8 ツ | 46% | 90 |
| #8 | Twenty | 44% | 75 |
| #9 | TwoLamu | 40% | 90 |
| #10 | Clark | 37% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clark | 70 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | subsidiaN | 33 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | ThatKiwiGuy | 30 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | dawg | 28 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | Craves | 11 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clark | 1237 | 0.33 | 27 min |
| #2 | dawg | 347 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | RilosM8 ツ | 215 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | subsidiaN | 200 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Twenty | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blu | +3.07 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Clark | +1.67 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | dawg | +1.65 | 86 | 57 |
| #4 | Twenty | +1.64 | 71 | 47 |
| #5 | Craves | +1.44 | 82 | 49 |





