








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1502 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1289 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1349 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1253 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,775 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajrak oobamaj | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | m$ | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | j. | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | FIFO | 52% | 116 |
| #5 | sn0w | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | j. | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | FIFO | 52% | 116 |
| #5 | sn0w | 51% | 106 |
| #6 | milleche boomaja | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | r$ | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m$ | 15 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | FIFO | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | r$ | 12 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | j. | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | sn0w | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j. | 520 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | FIFO | 419 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | m$ | 226 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | r$ | 225 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | sn0w | 213 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajrak oobamaj | +7.57 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | milleche boomaja | +4.62 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | j. | +4.23 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Boofthechook | +1.16 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | m$ | +0.61 | 66 | 63 |





