








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1094 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1179 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 764 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1460 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,018 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1032 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam gratlékouilles | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | BabarKool | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Antwo | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Vosgrone | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BabarKool | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Antwo | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Vosgrone | 52% | 50 |
| #6 | SamuelTv | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 20 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Sam gratlékouilles | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Antwo | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Vosgrone | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | BabarKool | 2 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vosgrone | 232 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sam gratlékouilles | 213 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Antwo | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | SamuelTv | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Comte Tab DeWesh | +3.80 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Antwo | -0.22 | 49 | 44 |
| #3 | BabarKool | -0.56 | 62 | 31 |
| #4 | Sam gratlékouilles | -1.35 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | SamuelTv | -1.41 | 52 | 47 |





