








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 530 | 25% |
| Smokes | 565 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 492 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 514 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,749 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Precum Manifest | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | ![]() Bahtman | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Th3Sentinel | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Pentry | 42% | 64 |
| #5 | ![]() Swiftrunner | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ![]() Swiftrunner | 2 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | ![]() Bahtman | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | 227 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pentry | 210 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | ![]() Swiftrunner | 39 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | ![]() Bahtman | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Precum Manifest | 21 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +3.99 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | ![]() Bahtman | +0.80 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Precum Manifest | +0.69 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | Thomazze | +0.28 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | ![]() Swiftrunner | -0.07 | 74 | 63 |





