








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3783 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4323 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3755 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3489 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,558 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swiftrunner | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Th3Sentinel | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Bahtman | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Pentry | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 52% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Rivimi | 45% | 268 |
| #9 | t-bag☕ | 43% | 141 |
| #10 | Håbet ♿ | 43% | 250 |
| #11 | Doglord | 39% | 114 |
| #12 | Garfield | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Håbet ♿ | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rivimi | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Th3Sentinel | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Pentry | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Håbet ♿ | 1172 | 0.23 | 31 min |
| #2 | Rivimi | 540 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | t-bag☕ | 334 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 236 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Th3Sentinel | 232 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +4.56 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Garfield | +1.65 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Precum Manifest | +1.56 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | +1.32 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Bahtman | +1.27 | 75 | 76 |





