








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1934 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1938 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2239 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2581 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $949,570 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swiftrunner | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | Th3Sentinel | 59% | 150 |
| #3 | Pentry | 57% | 185 |
| #4 | JHawk™ | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Thomazze | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pentry | 57% | 185 |
| #4 | JHawk™ | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Thomazze | 56% | 34 |
| #6 | Precum Manifest | 55% | 47 |
| #7 | Rivimi | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Pentry | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Swiftrunner | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Precum Manifest | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Thomazze | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pentry | 650 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Th3Sentinel | 644 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | Swiftrunner | 256 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Precum Manifest | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Thomazze | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +3.06 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Bahtman | +1.13 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Swiftrunner | +0.79 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | JHawk™ | +0.40 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Thomazze | +0.22 | 83 | 61 |





